NYC Hipsters Will Fill Out Census AFTER They Grow Awesome Neckbeards

20-something douchebags who wear inappropriately tight jeans, stupid shoes and gigantic bug-eyed spectacles have decided that they are too hip to fill out the census.

From NPR here:

Many New York City residents aren’t returning their census forms. The return rate is only around 50 percent, but the lowest rate of return (around 30 percent) is the hipster enclave of Williamsburg, Brooklyn. These young, recent graduates with ironic mustaches and plaid shirts are apparently too busy tweeting to fill out a simple census form.

You know why they grow the neckeards? Its a forcefield to prevent hickies from hot chicks. Mission accomplished. HotAir has more.