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Al Gore Blames Global Warming on Smokers

If you smoke, Al Gore, who used to sell tobacco, says that you are a contributor to his religious vision of the doom of mankind due to Global Warming. You know what that means? Here comes higher taxes on cigarettes.

From Drudge-

GORE: CIGARETTE SMOKING ‘SIGNIFICANT’ CONTRIBUTOR TO GLOBAL WARMING
Fri Sep 29 2006 09:04:05 ET

Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore warned hundreds of U.N. diplomats and staff on Thursday evening about the perils of climate change, claiming: Cigarette smoking is a “significant contributor to global warming!”

Gore, who was introduced by Secretary-General Kofi Annan, said the world faces a “full-scale climate emergency that threatens the future of civilization on earth.”

The only solution to ending the human based effects on Global Warming is to eliminate humans. I hereby call for all humans that believe that they are contributing to Global Warming to become immediately “Carbon Neutral” by committing mass suicide. Its the only way. Please? For the planet?

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

One thought on “Al Gore Blames Global Warming on Smokers

  • Bhattacharya

    If a person does not smoke or use tobacco, they decrease their risks of getting the diseases described. If you want to reduce your chances of getting diseases then live as clean a life as possible and do not use tobacco. When you use tobacco, you increase your risks.

    As I have said P.O.P., whether or not man made global warming is happening, we are better off w/o pollution. We must build cars with better mileage and use cleaner fuels. Smart energy policy requires we use nuclear/atomic energy, hydroelectric and geothermal prudently. The main thing here is that we must save fossil fuels such as limiting natural gas to fuel cars and reduce coal usage. That’s why we must use nuclear/atomic power, geothermal and hydroelectric dams combined.

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