Why Liberal Children Need PsychoTherapy

Moonbats believe in some seriously stupid crap. Case in point is the recent obsession with playing with the afterbirth when a child is born. Some liberals insist on eating it. After all, baser animals do it, like cats and dogs, and they say the Chinese do it because it helps replenish nutrients and the blood supply. Well, the Chinese have horrible medical practices, and dogs eat their own poo, so it doesn’t make it right. Want nutrients and replenished blood after childbirth? May I suggest a nice Tuna Melt and a Super Big Gulp? But now liberals are inflicting psycho-shattering toys on their children. Behold:

What is it? Its a teddy bear made from the placenta. Its stuffed with beans. This is what liberals call a “sustainable green toy.”

From Inhabitots.Com here:

Doing it for the Kids is a current exhibition to showcase the latest, most innovative sustainable toy designs from around the globe. Among them, the Placenta Teddy Bear by designer Alex Green. A crafty alternative for those who don’t necessarily want to eat their baby’s placenta, but want to pay their respects to the life sustaining organ by turning it into a one-of-a-kind teddy bear. Green’s ‘Twin Teddy Kit’ ‘celebrates the unity of the infant, the mother and the placenta,’ and enables preparation of the placenta so it may be transformed into a teddy bear. The placenta must be cut in half and rubbed with sea salt to cure it. After it is dried out, it is treated with an emulsifying mixture of tannin and egg yolk to make it soft and pliable. Then, you craft it into a teddy bear.

I am beginning to think that “going green” is tantamount to child abuse.