Woman Sues Hospital Over Some Asshole

This story seems too hilarious to be true. Old woman with a bum leg needs an operation. She has surgery but wakes up with her ass burning.

From Fox News here:

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team. Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

The real news is that they have spare assholes in German Clinics. They keep them in the cabinet with the spare elbows. The Clinic acknowledged the mixup, but regarding the lawsuit, they say the woman doesn’t have a leg to stand on.