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Oh Florida! Old Biddy Busted Feeding Bears

There are lots of black bears in Florida. Yes, it’s true. Mostly, they are Jewish bears that only come south for the winter. Anyways, this old lady has been busted repeatedly for feeding bears. On her last arrest she kicked a Wildlife cop in the nads or something.

From Fox here:

An 81-year-old Florida woman arrested last year for feeding bears was again arrested this week on suspicion of violating her probation by illegally feeding wildlife and threatening to kill a law enforcement officer.

Mary Musselman, of Sebring, was arrested Wednesday by Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission agents after several bowls, trays and birdfeeders with corn feed and birdseed were found outside her home.

Musselman was placed on probation Jan. 24 for two counts of feeding black bears. As part of the terms of her probation, the former middle school teacher was ordered not to put out food for animals for a year.

According to court documents, when Highlands County deputies and Fish and Wildlife agents tried to arrest her, Musselman lunged at them and kicked them.

There are no rules in Florida. But “don’t feed the bears” is a good one to follow. Also, don’t kick cops in the nards.

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