The Dreaded Downsy Walrus

The Dreaded Downsy Walrus, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.

Everywhere you go near the docks and marinas in Key West you see the big warning signs to beware of the downsy walrus, or Manatee in Seminole.

The biggest worry is that boaters will hit one and enrage this underwater beast. Downsy Walruses have the strength of a dozen normal walruses and they have been known to sink cargo ships in Lake Michigan and in the Bermuda Triangle.

To stop a Downsy Walrus attack, you have to sing Justin Bieber songs to it and shake Christmas tinsel at it.