Idiot Child Can’t Handle His Four Loko
Pity poor Mikey Truluck- he sucks at drinking, puking and sitting upright in a car. Someone bought this 13 Year Old a Four Loko, and when he drank it, he apparently fell out of a moving car attempting to puke. Such is life in Baltimore. And yet, rather than blame his parent’s lack of supervision or the bad crowd the kid was hanging around with, the Press and this dead kid’s fat mom are blaming the manufacturer of the adult beverage.
From the DailyMail here:
Teenager dies after drinking Four Loko when he opened car door to throw up, fell out and was hit by oncoming traffic
A 13-year-old boy who died falling out of a moving car while throwing up after being fatally stuck by a passing vehicle was drinking controversial alcoholic beverage Four Loko.
Eighth-grader Michael Truluck, of Baltimore County, Maryland, got his hands on the drink that was banned in nearby Baltimore City for its potent mix of caffeine and alcohol.
Baltimore County Police told ABC News the car carrying Truluck was making a turn out of the Auto Zone parking onto a busy highway in Parkville on Saturday evening when the accident occurred.
The driver of the car that hit him stopped at the scene, the station reports.
Truluck was a student at Parkville Middle School in Baltimore County and uncle to his older sister’s 15-month-old son.
Mrs Keys said her son’s friend confirmed an adult in the neighbourhood had purchased the drink
Each 23.5oz can of the fruity drink contained 12 per cent alcohol – the equivalent to about four cans of beer – and 135 milligrams of caffeine, or two cups of coffee.
The Food and Drink Administration issued letters to four companies which produced caffeinated alcoholic drinks last November, saying they were ‘unsafe’.
Four Loko is an adult beverage that tastes like cat puke. Little kids shouldn’t be drinking it. Its not the beverage manufacturer’s fault that this kid was an idiot. And bad moms shouldn’t let their 8th grade kid go joyriding with the neighborhood riff raff.
Look, I know it’s almost been a year since Michael’s death, but don’t you think y’all took it too far? Yes, Mr. Jones is a little wrong. But do you honestly think Michael was the only underage drinker? And Four Loko was already banned in Maryland. So why are liquor stores still selling it? There have been deaths from it, not just Michael’s. Hence the banning. But secondly, we don’t need to cuss people out, giving out our number’s and emails out to people. That’s how you get 40-year-old perverts at your bedside. I’m just a seventeen-year-old trying to be civil, and this, this fighting, is so not civil. I’ve known Michael since he was in elementary school. And although I didn’t know him as well as others, I knew he was a great person. But what name are we leaving him if we fight? How would he feel if we were fighting? Do you think this is solving anything? It’s not. And Sarah is right to say that this is a painful memory. Probably saying to herself, “How could someone disrespect Michael?” That’s what this world has come to, people disrespecting people who have passed. Bullying. Everything. It gets worst when you get released into the real world. Trust me. And for the record, Mr. Jones, why did you even right this article? I mean, you knew somebody could have easily Googled his name and found this. I mean, that’s how I did it. I was just trying tp figure out where around Michael was buried. I went last year, but I went with a friend who went to the funeral, and now she’s not my friend anymore. I wanted to visit him for Christmas. Anybody know where it is? But anyway, I just wanted to say how I felt about all of this.