Pity poor Mikey Truluck- he sucks at drinking, puking and sitting upright in a car. Someone bought this 13 Year Old a Four Loko, and when he drank it, he apparently fell out of a moving car attempting to puke. Such is life in Baltimore. And yet, rather than blame his parent’s lack of supervision or the bad crowd the kid was hanging around with, the Press and this dead kid’s fat mom are blaming the manufacturer of the adult beverage.

From the DailyMail here:

Teenager dies after drinking Four Loko when he opened car door to throw up, fell out and was hit by oncoming traffic

A 13-year-old boy who died falling out of a moving car while throwing up after being fatally stuck by a passing vehicle was drinking controversial alcoholic beverage Four Loko.

Eighth-grader Michael Truluck, of Baltimore County, Maryland, got his hands on the drink that was banned in nearby Baltimore City for its potent mix of caffeine and alcohol.

Baltimore County Police told ABC News the car carrying Truluck was making a turn out of the Auto Zone parking onto a busy highway in Parkville on Saturday evening when the accident occurred.

The driver of the car that hit him stopped at the scene, the station reports.

Truluck was a student at Parkville Middle School in Baltimore County and uncle to his older sister’s 15-month-old son.

Mrs Keys said her son’s friend confirmed an adult in the neighbourhood had purchased the drink

Each 23.5oz can of the fruity drink contained 12 per cent alcohol – the equivalent to about four cans of beer – and 135 milligrams of caffeine, or two cups of coffee.

The Food and Drink Administration issued letters to four companies which produced caffeinated alcoholic drinks last November, saying they were ‘unsafe’.

Four Loko is an adult beverage that tastes like cat puke. Little kids shouldn’t be drinking it. Its not the beverage manufacturer’s fault that this kid was an idiot. And bad moms shouldn’t let their 8th grade kid go joyriding with the neighborhood riff raff.