Flame On! Maryland Man BBQs Self in PortaPotty

I think of all the ways to go, baking yourself to death in a flaming porta potty has to be one of the worst. One Maryland man and Obama Voter left this shitty world this way today. I’m guessing he got tired of trying to log into Healthcare.gov

From NBC here:

A man who suffered life-threatening injuries after a porta-potty fire at a Prince George’s County park has died.

Fire officials say the trooper used fire extinguishers inside his cruiser to put out enough of the fire to pull the victim from the porta-potty.

The man, who was in his early 20s, was airlifted to a burn unit in critical condition. He died Tuesday afternoon, police said.

Aurhoties said it’s possible that the fire started as a suicide attempt

Living in Maryland sucks, but you can pack up and move rather than setting a plastic shithouse on fire with yourself in it. I’m gonna guess drugs and alcohol was involved and likely a two-hand burrito from Chipotle.