I caught a bizarre TV show on Animal Planet last night where a toothless hick wrangles American critters and screams “Live Action!” at random moments. The star of this show is “Turtleman” who is seen here grabbing a large American marsupial, that is mostly teeth, off the rafters in the Jack Daniels distillery. I almost cried when I saw a barrel drop.

When my kid grows up, I’m sure he’ll ask “Dad, what’s a sitcom?”