Basement Dwelling Fattie Gets His ComeUppance Over Xbox Trashtalk
Look at this big-tittied man-baby still living at home with his mama! Kevin Kemp was eating nachos in his Mom’s basement and calling everyone the N-word over his X-Box Live microphone when someone nearby finally got fed up with his loud mouth and tried to save humanity by eliminating him.
From CBS here:
An online fight led to an in-person attack for a young man Kevin Kemp, 20, in Oakley, and he ended up with nearly two dozen stab wounds.
This stabbing all started with a conversation on an Xbox Live headset that allegedly set a 17-year-old off, not with a joystick, but with a real knife and gun.
Their Xbox banter turned bitter. Kemp says the anger had nothing to do with a game. It was a continued feud with his friend that inflamed. “I’m like, ‘Bro, if want to do this, come over to my house and we’ll do this right now,’” Kemp said.
That friend left the headset behind, then suddenly entered Kemp’s front door. He reportedly pushed his way past Kemp’s mom, knife and gun in hand.
“Walks up to my room and he points the gun right at me and takes out the clip and shows his bullet, puts it back in the gun, tries to shoot me and he shot it and it went right past my head,” Kemp said. “Almost hit me.”
After the gunshot, the knife attack. Then came the paramedics.
I’m sure it was all Kevin could do not to shout “NEWB FAG!” after the point blank miss. Then it got all stabby.
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