If Your Girlfriend is Psycho, Don’t Go Camping

While it is sometimes fun to have a crazy chick as a one night stand, you just don’t date them for long periods of time, and you never EVER go camping with them. A Seattle man just learned this life lesson the hard way. Jennifer Sharp, a single mom, is desperately trying to pin down her latest beau and get him to pop the question that every desperate single mom wants to hear- but she is doing it all wrong. Jennifer Sharp is a psycho bitch which might be a clue to her current single-hood.

Instead of just enjoying the nice night out camping, she got drunk, picked a fight with her boyfriend over an ex-lover and when the boyfriend said “Whatevs,” and tried to crawl in the tent to sleep, Jennifer Sharp does what any self-disrespecting psycho would do- she set his tent on fire, smashed the car windshield, and got herself arrested by the sheriff’s department.

From the DailyMail here:

A man had a lucky escape after his girlfriend doused his tent with lighter fuel and setting it on fire as he slept inside. The 34-year-old man had been arguing with Jennifer Marie Sharp, 26, at the Swift Creek campground in Bellingham, Washington.
They were bickering about a former lover when Sharp demanded that her boyfriend give her the keys to their car.

He refused because she had been drinking and, growing tired of arguing, he crawled inside his tent to get some rest.
At around 10pm Sharp doused the canvas in fuel and ignited it at the front entrance. The boyfriend was able to escape from the tent, which was left badly damaged.

As he emerged he was faced with a barrage of firewood, camp chairs and other items, hurled by his girlfriend. Leaving her boyfriend bewildered and his tent in ruins, Sharp smashed the car windscreen and wandered off. She was picked up by deputies walking towards Highway 20 and booked into the Whatcom County Jail, accused of arson and domestic violence assault.

On Sharp’s Facebook page she has only photographs of her children.

What a doll. I’m sure she’s not finished with her career of psychotically making life a living hell for men. Does Hallmark have a card for “Sorry I’m a psycho bitch and tried to murder you?”