Toddler Zombies are the Worst
Here is another zombie story, and this one can really fuel your nightmares. A two year old boy sits up and asks for a glass of water at his own funeral.
From the HeraldSun here:
Kelvin Santos stopped breathing during treatment for pneumonia at a hospital in Belem, northern Brazil.
He was declared dead at 7.40pm on Friday and his body was handed over to his family in a plastic bag. The child’s devastated family took him home where grieving relatives held a wake throughout the night, with the boy’s body laid in an open coffin.
But an hour before his funeral was due to take place on Saturday the boy apparently sat up in his coffin and said: “Daddy, can I have some water?”.
The boy’s father, Antonio Santos, said: “Everybody started to scream, we couldn’t believe our eyes. Then we thought a miracle had taken place and our boy had come back to life.
“Then Kelvin just laid back down, the way he was. We couldn’t wake him. He was dead again.”
Mr Santos rushed his son back to the Aberlardo Santos hospital in Belem,where the doctors reexamined the boy and confirmed that he had no signs of life.
The boy’s family decided to delay the funeral for an hour in the hope that he would wake up again, but ended up burying him at 5pm that day in a local cemetery.
Gadzooks! How freaking traumatizing that must have been for the family! They should have stabbed the brain before the burial just to be sure. Thanks to SteveHuff for this nightmare.
GODDAMN ZOMBIES AGAIN – Only this time the story is very different… and really quite sad. tmblr.co/ZXe8SyN2kkdT
— Steve Huff (@SteveHuff) June 9, 2012
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about 1 year ago - No comments
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