I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Indians Still Trying to Rip Off the White Man
Have you seen these laughably outrageous commercials on late night TV for quick cash loans from a “Native American” bank? They offer $5000 for 117% interest over 84 months. You pay back $40,000 for a $5000 loan.
And just in case you aren’t sure the bitch is ripping you off like a true Injun would, she is wearing a turquoise necklace and has a rattail in her hair.
Talk about your trail of tears, you’ll be crying all the way to the bankruptcy lawyer’s office.
Who knew Indians had any equity to lend against? I got out of repaying my loan by sending in some old blankets left over from an 1870′s outbreak of some kind. Suddenly they all quit calling.
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