This Will Fix Those Squirrels in My Attic

I have a few unwanted guests in my attic. I’ve been up there to find out what kind of critters are rustling around, but their movements are below my fiberglass insulation. I’m pretty sure I have what amounts to, at this point, a squirrel nightclub. Squirrels climb up there after the sun goes down, they drop a few tabs of ecstasy and then just start rubbing up against the insulation and crossbeams. Its getting out of control, so I have ordered my Squirrel Demoralizer. I hope it works.