I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Video of Me Using iPhone Drunk
Well, not quite, but similar. My pants are bigger and I’m more hairy.
I swear the monkey was either going to chuck the iPhone, pee on it, eat it, or try to get it pregnant. What a disappointing video!
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