Should Have Happened Sooner: Bots Replace Bums

Remember how badly bums used to smell? That piss, pitstain, and alcoholic aromatic cloud that surrounded them? They rarely shaved or wore clean clothes, and always had the gall to ask to be granted a nickel or a dime? That’s all changing now that robots are doing the begging now.

Robotic bums might have the benefit of not being stinky, but its not nearly as much fun to beat up a robot to steal his beggar’s cup. Plus they probably come equipped with a video camera and robo-ninja skills.