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Heart Attack Grill Diet Claims First Awesome Victim

Blair River, the 575 pound spokesman for the “Heart Attack Grill” has bit the dust. No, it wasn’t a heart attack, you haters. He died of what is likely to be pneumonia. With a few complications due to weight one can assume. Check out this awesome video of him in action:

And with waitresses like this, whatta way to go!

From the AZ here:

Blair River was a big guy with a big heart.

River, who stood 6-foot-8 and weighed about 575 pounds, gained a measure of fame in the past year as spokesman for the Heart Attack Grill, a west Chandler restaurant that specializes in thick hamburgers and fries. He died on Tuesday at the age of 29.

The cause of death is currently unknown, but friends are speculating that it was the result of his contracting pneumonia after a bout with the flu.

And its also a sad day whenever the official restaurant of Belch.Com loses a valued member.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

One thought on “Heart Attack Grill Diet Claims First Awesome Victim

  • This truly is a very sad day… The good sometimes go so young…

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