November 19, 2006

Heart Attack Grill is Official Restaurant of Belch.Com

by Webmaster
Categories: Best of the Best, Enablers
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You want food, right? Good, American food, made the way it should be? I mean real juicy burgers, stacked high, and fries deep fried in lard? And dammit, those burgers and fries should come with a great big beer. And a pack of smokes! And none of that wimpy Marlboro Lights, I’m talking the real deal, the Marlboro Reds baby!

And to top it all off, if you are working on your next heart attack, you may as well be wheeled to the dining table in a wheelchair by a scantily clad nurse in high heels, right? Damn right!

So if you are in Tempe, Arizona, stop in and get a Double Bypass, or check out the rest of the menu here. The restaurant was so controversial it was featured on 20-20 here.