I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Gotta Stop Leaving Them Drawers Open
Its a definite bad habit I’ve gotten into and it would earn me demerits on this marital rating scale from the 1930′s. On the plus side, however, I not only give my wife an allowance but I even bought her a car.
You can see the ratings scale for the wife at Neatorama here.
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