TNG Lyrics As Sung by Fat Dork

Space- the final frontier. Where fat dorks borrow their mom’s video cameras to film themselves in their tripleXL Command Red shirts singing a made up song that poses as lyrics to Star Trek’s Next Generation Series.

This big boy has no idea about the Starfleet regs against eating triple beef burritos from Taco Bell. How did he get four pips on his collar? He’s clearly a yellow-shirted crewman at best. He looks more like the captain of the Axiom. Thanks to [GAS] for the hilarious video!