Reason 224 to Homeschool: Crappy Teachers Won’t throw Themselves Downstairs to Avoid Performance Reviews

Once you are a tenured teacher, you get to sleep with your students and not worry about being fired. But until you get your tenure, you can be fired with cause if you have any negative performance reviews. This teacher threw herself down a flight of stairs to avoid an inclass monitoring session by her supervisor.

She should have tried the elevator shaft.