Mady Says: Please Send That Bitch Home!

The unphotographed child of the Gosselins, Mady, pictured below lower right, plotting the death of her siblings and parents, insisted that her Mother bring her narrow ass home and fix her a peanut butter sammich, because, frankly, Jon can only make franks and beans and that is only when he can find the can opener.

From the AP here:

Reality TV mom Kate Gosselin has one fewer job to juggle.

The author and reality star was eliminated Tuesday from “Dancing With the Stars,” leaving seven couples in the competition.

Gosselin failed to ignite the ballroom, landing near the bottom of the judges’ leaderboard during five weeks of dancing. She and professional partner Tony Dovolani came into Tuesday’s results show with the week’s lowest score: 15 points out of 30 for a lackluster foxtrot.

“I think Tony could have had more life out of a frock on a coat hanger,” judge Bruno Tonioli said Monday.

I happen to think that Jon could have had more life out of a frock on a coat hanger than his shrew of an ex-wife too.