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Stupid Hollywood Whore Sues Over ETrade Baby Commercial

No one wants to hire Lindsay Lohan anymore because they can’t afford the insurance to keep her on a project due to her erratic behavior and bad public image. So instead of earning a living acting, she is now trying to make her fortune by suing an online brokerage for a hundred million bucks.

From PopEater here:

You may not be taking Lindsay Lohan’s lawsuit over a talking baby ad very seriously, but E*Trade surely is. The online investment company issued a statement to PopEater Thursday slamming the star’s claims that the commercial exploits her image as “without merit” and promising a vigorous challenge to the litigation.

“While E*Trade doesn’t typically comment on pending litigation, we felt it appropriate given the high level of interest in the E*Trade Baby,” the statement reads. “We believe the claims are without merit and we intend to defend ourselves vigorously in this case.

Lohan is suing for $100 million, insisting that the company’s commercial about a boyfriend-stealing, “milkaholic” baby — who happens to be named Lindsay — was modeled after her. The star’s lawyer went further, claiming Lohan has single-name recognition among the general public, and that by naming the baby “Lindsay,” E*Trade was “using that knowledge to profit.

To self-absorbed Hollywood whore has-beens, even Superbowl commercials about talking babies are “all about you.”

Dr. Jones

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One thought on “Stupid Hollywood Whore Sues Over ETrade Baby Commercial

  • Gregory of Prescott

    In reality, the women with “single-name recognition”, actually star in ads themselves. i.e. Danica, Oprah, etc.

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