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In Islam, Its Okay to Eat Mermaids

Wait, what? According to Rob Taylor at Red Alerts, he has some Koranic verses that details how and why it is okay, if your were a Muslim man or woman, to find a mermaid lying on a beach and eat her flesh alive like a zombie cannibal, all with Allah’s blessing. It’s halal!

From RedAlerts here:

A mermaid is a creature that lives in water and looks like a human. As to whether it really exists or it is a mythical being, that is subject to further discussion.

It says in a footnote in al-Mawsoo’ah al-Fiqhiyyah (5/129): From the modern academic resources that are available to us, it may be understood that the mermaid, which is called Sirène in French, is a mythical creature that is described in fairy tales as having an upper body like a woman and a lower half like a fish.

Many of the fuqaha’ mentioned mermaids and differed on the ruling concerning them. Some of them said that they are permissible (to eat) because of the general meaning of the evidence which says that whatever is in the sea is permissible.

Maybe this explains why there are no mermaids left. The muslims ate them all.

Dr. Jones

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4 thoughts on “In Islam, Its Okay to Eat Mermaids

  • Funny girl

    Really????!!! Is that the best you could come up with????!!! Mermaids!!! Ha!!! WOW!!! ha u r really a complete retard! Stop bashing muslims and get on with ur life or get one!!!! I dare you to say all this to a Muslim’s face if you got the nerve you moron! It means you can eat fishes you idiot!!! I cant believe how lowly of a person you are! Haha! Mermaids??!! That’s pathetic!!

  • whats wrong with u this whole belch blog is a a load of crap u idiot u didnt even do proper research about any of the stuff u r talking about pure white trash attitude u r so ignorant its actually quite amusing …. what a freak u are

  • said the muslim who would rather call people names than explain how I was wrong. The research is sound. Muslims eat mermaids all the time, in fact, ate them all up!

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