I can't believe that came from your mouth!
North Korea Observes That Hillary is a “Funny Lady”
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Oh Snap! The Norkies have attacked the Secretary of State for her looks, saying she dresses like a school girl but is an old hag. Or something similar.
From News.com.au here:
NORTH Korea has hit back at comments by US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, describing her in an unusually personal attack as not intelligent and a “funny lady”.
A foreign ministry spokesman quoted by the communist state’s official news agency accused Clinton of making “a spate of vulgar remarks unbecoming for her position everywhere she went since she was sworn in”.
“We cannot but regard Mrs Clinton as a funny lady as she likes to utter such rhetoric, unaware of the elementary etiquette in the international community,” the spokesman said.
“Sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping.”
Waitaminnit! I thought if we just elected Obama then the international community would love us! Surely someone wouldn’t be talking smack about Shrillary!
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