I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Michael Jackson Won’t Perform at Hitler’s Birthday Party
And Michael Jackson also molested Adolf’s little nephew, but Hitler was willing to overlook that.
If I get a single text message with a paedophile joke I will hit the f*cking roof!
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