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Russia has created a new company in Nigeria. So what is it named?
From the BBC here:
Russia’s energy giant Gazprom has signed a $2.5bn (£1.53bn) deal with Nigeria’s state operated NNPC, to invest in a new joint venture.
The new firm, to be called Nigaz, is set to build refineries, pipelines and gas power stations in Nigeria.
As well as forming Nigaz, Russia is keen on developing a trans-African pipeline to transport Nigerian gas to Europe.
I think the name of the Pipeline, which supplies on-demand fuel to Europe is going to be called “Nigaz Please.”
You can buy stock in Nigaz. You can sell Nigaz. Try to buy some Nigaz to “diversify” your portfolio.
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