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“X-Men Origins: Wolverine” Worst Mutant Movie Ever

I didn’t think you could make a bad movie with Wolverine in it. I was wrong. And it seems to be the consensus. Even BWE thinks it sucks. They pulled the RottenTomatoes scores for all of the X-Men movies.

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There were so many things wrong with this movie-  anachronisms like fast, powerful working computers in the 80’s, a mish-mash of vehicles from different decades-  not to mention they completely remade Wolverine’s origin, and perhaps, the worst insult of all-  they changed Logan’s name to Jimmy.

And who the hell told Will.I.Am from the Black Eyed Peas that he could act?  I haven’t seen a black man fuck up a superhero movie so badly since Richard Pryor in Superman IV.

The most impressive mutant powers I saw in the movie was the ability to steal ten dollars from my pocket.  Curse you 20th Century Fox for ruining Wolverine for me.

Dr. Jones

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