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Snow Miser Brings Snow to SouthTown. Heat Miser Busy Melting Polar IceCaps

This is the kind of news that makes Al Gore cry. Snow surprised Houston. Its the first time it has snowed there this early since World War 2. Click on the music below to enjoy as you read the rest of the story.


Mr. Green Christmas. Mr. Heat Blister. Mr. Hundred and One.

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From the Houston Chronicle here:

The flurries tied a record for Houston’s earliest snowfall ever and warmed the hearts of winter weather lovers who have pined for snow since it last made an appearance on Christmas Eve 2004.

“I’ve got a pot roast in the Crock-Pot, and I’m going to go home, change into my warmest pajamas and eat pot roast and enjoy what may be the only real winter day we have all year,” said Tina Arnold, an Illinois native who took advantage of the wintry backdrop to pick up Christmas presents Wednesday at The Woodlands Mall.

Since 1895, records indicate, snow has fallen this early just once — on Dec. 10, 1944.

Mmmmm. Pot Roast. I need to stop blogging when I’m hungry. Where was I? Oh yeah! Global Warming my ass!

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

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