Very Cool Pirate Posters

Everyone’s life insurance policy comes with a rider for accidental dismemberment which stipulates how much money you get when your arm gets gnawed off by a bizarre document faxing accident, and even specifies how much your fingers and thumbs are worth. Thanks to 826 Valencia, by way of Neatorama, we now have the policy poster for pirates.

From the shop’s poster description:

This poster sets the standard for compensation for limbs lost via treacherous sailing incidents and other mishaps. Additionally, if you’re running short of funds, now you know which appendage will garner you the most doubloons.