Because You May Need to Know
How to defeat twenty children in a fight.
From Cracked.Com here:
Go for the leader first. Assuming the twenty children lack military training, they’re going to behave more like a pack of animals than a cohesive group. By default, pack animals will defer to an alpha leader, and if you manage to subdue that child, the rest of the pack will quickly lose their will to fight. In some cases the leader will be actively giving orders and therefore easy to identify. Other times they’ll be harder to pick out. In those cases, go for the tallest one, or the one with the most Pokemon on their clothing. Once the alpha child is lying in a heap, you’ve got a narrow window of intimidation open while the children regroup. I’d recommend lifting his body over your head and screaming yourself hoarse. That’s the smart veteran move.
Awesome, hilarious stuff. Go read the rest.
Sounds like something from Monty Python – “How to Defend Yourself When Someone Attacks You With a Banana!”
I think this happens more often than people realize. Just ask any daycare worker or Bible School teacher what happens when you run out of orange drink.
Remember, they aren’t called “ankle-biters” for nothing, so protect you Achilles tendon. Lose that and you’re a gonner fer sure.