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Spitzer??! I Hardly Knew Her!

It seems that the governor of New York, who is soon-to-be-divorced, was caught doing the boom-chikka-wow-wow with some really over-priced whores. It’s funny that the AP leaves out the political party of Elliot Spitzer. But you can assume he’s a democrat. If he was a republican, it would have been in the headline.

The story is here. Smoking gun did a profile on the outrageously priced poon here. Hot Air has more details here.

Gov. Eliot Spitzer has told senior advisers that he had been involved in a prostitution ring. Spitzer, 48, is married and has three daughters.

Federal prosecutors in Manhattan filed conspiracy charges against four people accusing them of running a prostitution ring that charged wealthy clients in Europe and the U.S. thousands of dollars for prostitutes.

The Web site of the Emperors Club VIP displays photographs of the prostitutes’ bodies, with their faces hidden, along with hourly rates depending on whether the prostitutes were rated with one diamond, the lowest ranking, or seven diamonds, the highest. The most highly ranked prostitutes cost $5,500 an hour, prosecutors said.

Spitzer’s stint as governor has been marred by several problems, including an unpopular plan to grant driver’s licenses to illegal immigrants and a plot by his aides to smear Spitzer’s main Republican nemesis.

Will the Gov quit? Will he pay 5,500 bucks an hour in child support?

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

5 thoughts on “Spitzer??! I Hardly Knew Her!

  • And did he get the poon in question on the taxpayers’ time and money?

    That’s why I don’t want to be famous. I like being able to go into a strip club when I want to. ๐Ÿ˜†

  • Strip club, yeah. But having a sleepover with a high-class callgirl as the Governor of NY? That’s a firing.

  • Upstate NY

    All sources are saying Spitzer is going to resign soon…and I don’t just mean news sources.

  • Shady aura. I hope Patterson gets voted in. His aura is shiny!

  • And by voted I of course mean “you’re up next in line, buddy. Job’s yours!”

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