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LibiGel to Spam Your Inboxes Soon

There is a new female version of Viagra being tested. Oddly, they aren’t calling it Spanish fly.

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Its “libigel” and it is supposed to get women ready, willing, and able to do the “bwam-chikka-wow-wow” without having to resort to really expensive dinners, begging, and date rape drugs.

From the AP here:

A drug that could do for women what Viagra has done for men is being tested at the University of Virginia. The drug is a testosterone-laden ointment called LibiGel and it’s intended to boost the libido of women who have lost interest in sex. It will be prescribed at UVa in coming months to women who are suffering from hypoactive sexual desire disorder.

The condition is believed to affect one-third of American women.

“It is the most common sexual problem that women have,” said Dr. Anita Clayton, a psychiatrist with the UVa Health System.

In its second-phase clinical trials at 17 institutions, LibiGel led to a 283 percent increase of satisfying sexual encounters for the women taking the drug.

“A lot of women have this problem, but unfortunately they’ve been largely ignored by pharmaceutical companies,” said BioSante’s chief executive, Stephen M. Simes. “It’s not fair that women have no drugs, while men have many.”

And finally women can start being the targets of stupid spam emails. Now instead of penis enlargement pills, Viagra, cialis, and others, we will all start seeing spam emails for “libigel.”

I have just sent myself the world’s first spam targeting women who claim to have headaches or otherwise just aren’t “in the mood.” It said:

Your love canal running dry? You having problems hanging onto your man? Wanna hump studs like Britney Spears? Valentine’s Day is right around the corner! Be ready for your man! Turn your Ve-Ji-Ji into a Slip ‘n’ Slide!

Buy LibiGel now at record low prices!

And I provided a link to a fake website and I then stole my own credit card information for good measure. So as far as zero day spammers go, I am now a member of that club.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

One thought on “LibiGel to Spam Your Inboxes Soon

  • Oh well. If your using any decent mail client online it should block out most spam hits anyway. Plus LibiGel will be saught after by many women so the marketing shouldn’t be as heavy.

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