Rosie O’Donnell on Suicide Watch

As I have written before, Rosie was so distraught at the news of the Columbine shootings that she couldn’t stop crying, stayed in bed, and began taking copious amounts of anti-depressants.  And that was for 13 dead students.  She began hanging upside down like a harpie and somehow that helped.

News of thirty dead students at Virginia Tech will certainly drive her to attempt suicide.  I have dibs on her carbon credits if she offs herself.