Only in America

Can any idiot with a Web Camera, his mom’s basement couch, and 20 minutes of talentless shenanigans propel himself into the national spotlight.  Meet Artie.  He can make noises and faces.  And his stupid video is very popular on YouTube right now.

Please God, let this fat, younger and less talented Drew Carey have a fight to the death in a steel cage match with the Star Wars kid.