Tempting God

A muslim man at the Kiev zoo was having an argument with a Christian. The Christian says that Jesus is more powerful than Mohammed, who was a slave owner and child abuser. The muslim man said “Nuh uh!” and to prove that Mohammed was better than Jesus, he said that Mohammed would keep him safe in the Lion’s Den.

From Reuters Here:

Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God

KIEV (Reuters) – A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal’s enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

“The man shouted ‘God will save me, if he exists’, lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions,” the official said.

“A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery.”

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an “animal island” protected by thick concrete blocks.

So, as a question to zookeepers- If your lion eats a visitor, do you still feed your lion at the regular feeding time, or can you skip that meal?