Excessive Time Travel Makes You a Twitchy Golfer
Great Scott Marty McFly! This is a video from last year showing Michael J Fox furiously swinging his club in a Pro-Am tournament. I’m not sure what’s wrong with the little dude, but I suspect all that time he spent in the DeLorean sitting right next to that Flux Capacitor travelling through those quantum wormholes with Ol’ Doc Brown might have given him brain cancer or something.
He has Parkinson’s disease.
Parkinson’s, brain cancer, tomaytoes, tomahtoes. People will claim anything on a golf course to raise their handicap.
No he doesn’t. Fox was quite clear that his disease would be cured by Fetal Stem Cell treatments as soon as we elected an enlightened democratic president. We did, so he doesn’t. He’s just an awful golfer.
He no doubt needs to quaf down a few more fetuses… He’s not getting his reccomended daily allowance
I guess the only game he’s worse at than golf is “Operation.”