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Flame Broiled Meat: A New Scent for Men

Burger King has a new body spray out to make men smell like flame-broiled crispy beef- a scent that may be more likely to attract overweight hungry construction workers rather than attractive women. But whatever, nothing beats an eye-searing image of BK’s “The King” lying on a fur rug in front of a fireplace with that “come hither” look on his over-sized plastic face.

From the AP here:

Burger King has launched a new men’s body spray called “Flame,” which it describes as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.”

The fast food chain is marketing the product through a Web site featuring a photo of its King character reclining fireside and naked, except for an animal fur strategically placed to not offend.

If you want to buy this body spray, go to FireMeetsDesire.Com here. Let me know if you like it. This was cross-posted on the Main Site.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

4 thoughts on “Flame Broiled Meat: A New Scent for Men

  • No, you try it first Pat, and then let us know how it works on the wife.

  • Gregory

    I’m picking up subtle notes of onion and bacon.

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