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Family of Dead Robbers Want Justice in Self Defense Case

A hero citizen defended himself when two armed robbers pointed their guns at him. Now two crack-addled men are dead and the hero has walked away with no criminal charges. But the family members of the dead men are now demanding that the hero be charged with “taking the law into his own hands” or something stupid like that.

Of course these families wanted their dead loved ones to have gotten away with robbery and possible murder. William Medina and Robert De Carr are dead now. And that’s a very good thing. And someone should steal those stupid teddy bears from the memorial and give them to sick kids or something.

Dr. Jones

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