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Death by Heavy Metal

A Pastor at a Texas church was murdered by an electric guitar wielding man after he crashed his car into the pastor’s church.

From the Dailymail here:

A North Texas congregation is reeling after an attacker rammed a car into a church wall, chased the pastor, and beat him to death with an electric guitar.

Police told reporters they didn’t know why the unidentified suspect attacked Rev. Danny Kirk Sr., founding pastor of the Greater Sweethome MIssionary Baptist Church.

The unidentified assailant apparently drove his car into the church wall on purpose shortly before noon. He then began to attack Kirk in the parking lot before chasing him into the church, according to Forest Hill Police Chief Dan Dennis.

When police arrived they found the suspect striking Kirk with an electric guitar they believe was already in the church. When police arrived they had to use a Taser to subdue the man, handcuffed him, and locked him in their patrol car.

I’m pretty sure murder by heavy metal is a frying offense in Texas. What a horrifying way to go.

Dr. Jones

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