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Thorin Montgomery Played Russian Roulette and Won

Ah, the big winner. Some idiotic teenager named Thorin Montgomery took himself out of the genepool in spectacular and hilarious fashion by putting bullets in a revolver and playing Russian Roulette. He went first and instantly won, leaving his friends who were with him aghast and probably amused.

From WTSP here:

A Largo teen has died from his injuries after shooting himself while playing Russian Roulette. 17-year-old Thorin Montgomery and three teenaged friends were on the back porch of his house along 111th Way North in Largo Friday night, playing with a .38 caliber revolver.

Thorin was the first of his friends to have a turn when the gun fired, shooting him in the head. He was airlifted to Bayfront Medical Center where he later died.

A neighbor says he’s surprised to hear the teens were playing such a dangerous game. “I’m shocked to find out they’re stupid enough to play that game,” said the neighbor. “Kids nowadays, with them playing with guns the way they do, there’s no reason for that.”

The only thing that would have made this more hilarious is if his friends kept right on playing.

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4 thoughts on “Thorin Montgomery Played Russian Roulette and Won

  • That was a very close friend you sick fucks!!! You don’t know the fucking story or what really happened just what was reported on the news. Watch what you say before I show my own game with a loaded pistol

  • Boy, you sure do know how to set the record straight. By “showing your own game with a loaded pistol” does that mean you will shoot your face off too?

  • I can’t believe you said he won. I lost a every good friend that day. An maybe if you wanted to be a good reporter you would get your fact straight before publishing an article. I hope you get this unless you’ve already lost your job.

  • Thanks for bringing zero facts to my comment section. And what do you hope for me to get? I would buy this winner winner a chicken dinner, but he’s no longer around to savor it.

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