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Lindsay Lohan is a Menace

How can an underaged woman drink so much?  Lindsay wrecked her $175,000 Mercedes because she was drunk and stupid.  That car has over 600 horse power, and unless you know how to control it, that much power can put you in a ditch, a tailspin, or in Lindsay’s case, nose first into a tree and fence.


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Now she has been charged with a DUI and surprise, surprise, there was a little nose candy on the scene too.  So what does Lindsay do the following night?  Get blind drunk of course!

From Fox News here:

Less than 48 hours after she was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence and investigators found what they believed to be cocaine at the scene, Lindsay Lohan was at it again Monday, partying with friends until she collapsed.

The starlet wound up passing out in her SUV as gal pal Samantha Ronson, a celebrity DJ, drove them from an early-morning Memorial Day bash at a Hollywood hot spot.

Photos show Lohan stumbling out of the trendy club Teddy’s at the Roosevelt Hotel, then sprawled in the front passenger seat of her black GMC, her head lolling back, her mouth agape and her heavy-lidded eyes firmly shut.

Lohan was so out of it, a witness said, that she wasn’t even aware of the flashes from paparazzi snapping the photos.

The debacle seems to have prompted the 20-year-old to make another run at rehab.  Lohan is expected Tuesday to check herself into the Malibu rehab facility Promises — of Britney Spears fame.

Lohan’s latest troubles began when she and Ronson sneaked in the back door of Teddy’s at about 2 a.m. and partied for more than two hours, a witness said.

When Lohan left, she stumbled through the back door and dropped her red sunglasses and cigarettes. She bent to pick them up and collapsed. A bouncer scooped her off the floor by her waist, and a freaked-out Ronson ran to get the car.

The bouncer placed Lohan, who had a cut on her left hand, into the passenger seat of the GMC — which had three plastic medallions from rehab treatment, each indicating 30 days of sobriety, hanging from the rearview mirror.

“She couldn’t stand up anymore,” said one witness. “She couldn’t even move when she got in the car. Samantha was poking her. She didn’t respond. She was totally passed out.”

Lindsay needs to be stopped before she kills someone.

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