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Cha-Ching!!! Mel Gibson Pays Out

In a court ruling that makes every man’s nards shrivel, Mel Gibson has to pay his ex-wife 425 Million Dollars in a divorce settlement. He and his former wife and mother of his children split years ago after Mel was busted in an embarrassing DUI in which he berated the jews. Then Mel started to run around with a ball-breaking russian model who squeezed millions of dollars out of his miserable ass.

From the DailyRecord here:

Mel Gibson’s former wife has landed a $422million Christmas present – half his fortune as a divorce settlement. Mum-of-seven Robyn, who was married to Gibson for 31 years, did not sign a pre-nuptial agreement when they married in 1980.

She filed for divorce from Gibson in 2009 after pictures emerged of him relaxing on the beach at their Costa Rica holiday home with girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. Oksana was pregnant with his child.

At the time Robyn filed for divorce, she and her husband had actually been separated for three years. The split dated back to Gibson’s arrest for drink-driving and the anti-Semitic tirade he launched at the sheriff’s deputy who stopped him.

Mel Gibson’s self destruction seems almost complete. He had the most epic mid-life crisis ever documented, and it seems he has nothing left to show for it but a bitter ex wife, an estranged ex-girlfriend and a kid he didn’t intend to have.

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