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KMart Suggests You Ship Your Pants

Having shopped at KMart, the best thing to do is ship everything. Lord knows that the uneducated, minimum wage parole violators working the registers aren’t going to help you get your purchases home any quicker.

You know, KMart used to be a decent bigbox store back in the early 80’s. Then came Wal-Mart which dominated the market and put slacker stores like KMart on the ropes, forcing them to have to merge with another struggling giant, Sears. Now both of these stores are being dragged down the tubes. It will take more than a viral video marketing gimmick like this to get people to shop at KMart.

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  • LOLz!!!!!!

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