I have a lot of friends who love riding their motorcycles- and I often ride with them, but in my Chevy SSR with the top down, safely ensconced behind 3000 pounds of steel and leather. I think the top reason I won’t ride motorcycles is I don’t trust myself to behave normally on one. I know I’m an asshole who would ride a motorcycle like an asshole. But the number 7 reason not to ride is Bambi.

The frightening video is here:

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Rally WV Special Stage 13 – After over 300 miles of racing I slam into a deer on the final stage. The deer was able to run away under its own power.

Seriously, the rider is lucky to be alive, much less able to remount his bike and finish his race!