Busted Toe
My wonderful wife has only a couple of minor flaws. The worst of these is that she doesn’t have complete knowledge of where her outlines are. The second is that she would rather be barefoot than wear sensible shoes. The combination of these two flaws sometimes leads to catastrophic results.
Thus she somehow tried to punt our steel framed porch swing.
Anyone else think I might have to take this little piggy off with a carving knife?
