I Get More Privacy in the Cripple Crapper
Many airports and shopping malls provide a plush, private bathroom for the crippled and infirm. These cripple crappers are always my go-to facilities on those rare occasions such as today when I down a bucket of wings on my way to an airport and get the five-alarm claxon of nature.
But today I actually had someone outside waiting to use the cripple crapper. Here is what I tweeted about the experience.
