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Great Wolf Mascot



Great Wolf Mascot, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

I’m not too sure what kind of creature this furry is supposed to be, but he was staked out in the lobby of Great Wolf Lodge in Williamsburg. We came to the indoor waterpark to celebrate Cartney graduating from diapers (finally! better late than never I guess).

The lifeguards here at the park are really militant. The last time we were here we saw a lifeguard trainer toss a child-size dummy into the water to see how long it took the lifeguard to notice and rescue it. It scared the bejeezus out of me because I thought it was a read kid floating dead in the pool.

This time we found the lifeguards doing this bizarre stalking at the pool’s side- five paces in each direction and an exaggerated head movement to check against the wall at their feet at each change of direction. All of them were doing it too, and it was like a really bizarre dance they were engaged in, whistles in their mouths at the ready.

Big contrast to the lifeguards I’m used to seeing at our gym or at the community pool who spend the majority of their time texting and flirting with other lifeguards.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

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