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Swedish Carbombs
I had a few beers in me when I walked into a nearby Irish pub and watched a bunch of German speaking Suisse kids order a round of 12 Irish carbombs for themselves and their friends. They downed the mixes of Baileys Irish Creme and Guiness beer and then I called the bartender over. I says:
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